Womanese

[Rever]

Will you respect me in the morning?
You won't tell your friends, right?

[Rever]

I'm not looking for anyone.

I'm not looking for anyone LIKE YOU.

[Rever]

We need to talk...
I need to complain!
Nod head, go 'uh huh', smile, repeat.

[Rever]

I need to think about it.

No way

[Rever]

We have an off and on relationship
I kept him around until someone BETTER shows up.

[Rever]

Where is this going?
Are we getting married?

[Rever]

No
No

[Rever]

Maybe
No

[Rever]

Let me think about it

No

[Rever]

I feel like I've known you my entire life!

Bingo! We have a Bingo! Will someone make sure this prize does not
get away from me?

[Rever]

No
Yes

Rever's interpretation
You may notice that in the earlier post it was written no means no.
In Hindi which I speak there is only one same word for yesterday and tomorrow so it depends on how the sentence is framed and the rest of sentence to decipher the meaning

[Rever]

Gentlemen, I have concluded that women desire THREE men. One is
the man for her heart, another is the man for her words, and the third is the
man in her arms!
Likewise, the cryptic code of Womanese, whose very utterance causes
men to pace nervously and shakes the foundations of language, divides into
three splinters: The first splinter are words she SAYS she has, the second
are words she THINKS she has, and the third are words for why she
ACTUALLY does it.
Therefore, we must look at Womanese in these three ways. BOLD will
be what the woman is saying. REGULAR TEXT will be what the
Translator is saying. ITALICS will be what Da Pooky is saying.

[Rever]

Do you have a girlfriend?
You are CUTE! Are you on the market?

[Rever]

You are certainly attentive tonight!
Is sex ALL you think about?

[Rever]

Do you love me?

Watch me ask for something expensive.

[Rever]

How much do you love me?

I did something you are NOT going to like.

[Rever]

We need to communicate better.

You need to agree with me more.
Smile, nod head, repeat.

[Rever]

I don’t want to ruin our friendship!
Let me continue to tell you about all the guys I’m sleeping with.
WOMEN are the reason why Nice Guys can’t get laid.

[Rever]

I want HONESTY. No games!
Tell me what I want to hear.

[Rever]

I would rather focus on my career.
Focusing on something as boring and dull as her career is MORE
FULFILLING than you’ll ever be.