Womanese

[Rever]

Let's just give it some time.
You're not high on my rating list. You're good insurance policy if a
better prospect doesn't show up.

[Rever]

I like you, but...
I don't like you at all.

[Rever]

You're not the type of guy I'd date, you're the type of guy I'd marry!

You're sexually a dud. You're not fun to be with. But you are... 'nice'.
A friend of mine responded to this line with, "And you're not the type of
girl I'd marry, but you would be the type for a one night stand!

[Rever]

Let's Just Be Friends

You'll never see me naked! I'm not attracted to you.
Pook Man then says, "No, I have enough friends. Buh-Bye!"

[Rever]

I don't want to ruin our friendship.
Please continue to remain my girly friend. You make an excellent
emotional tampon!

[Rever]

Honesty is very important to me.
Only tell me what I want to hear.

[Rever]

I only like you as a friend.
I'm not attracted to you.
"And I only see you as a flaming $lut w-hore!"

[Rever]

You're so manly.
Shave, bathe, discover a thing called S-O-A-P

[Rever]

Let me check my schedule to see if I'm doing anything.
I have plans. WE do not.

[Rever]

We need...

I want...

[Rever]

Can you call me back? I need to...
I just need an excuse to get off the phone. I didn't want to hurt your
feelings so I LIED BLATANTLY TO YOUR FACE. Oh, and have a nice
day!

[Rever]

How about you give me YOUR number.

I'll add it to my trophy collection of guy's phone numbers - pathetic
guys who want me but I don't want them!
Call her BS. "You just want to add it to your trophy collection of guy's
phone numbers who..."

[Rever]

I'm not upset...

I'm upset.
She's upset.

[Rever]

Be romantic and turn out the lights.

I'm not proud of my body

[Rever]

Do you love me?
I'm going to ask you for something expensive...

[Rever]

Am I fat?
Please tell me I'm beautiful.

[Rever]

I love men who take charge...
Pay the bill, you chump!

[Rever]

Sure, but I hope you're not disappointed.
I'm flat chested

[Rever]

I'm not that type of girl
Keep trying
Keep trying

[Rever]

Don't touch me there!

Touch me there, but I'll stop you a few times first.
Heavy resistance is bad. Light resistance is normal. Woman WANT you
to go for them. All woman WANT to be taken.