Public apology for betraying the trust of my colleagues

[General Alek]

Ive served in the staff of the IPF from the early stages of its development

To be an incel forum moderator is very rare honour

There are millions of incels, thousands of incel forum members, but maybe only a couple of dozen incel forum moderators on the planet

But I have failed in my duties so many times now

Ive failed to even turn up to so many command HQ meetings, because of severe intoxication

This last meeting, I promised myself that this was the ONE that I WOULDN'T miss

But, having had almost no sleep the night before, I passed out from intoxication earlier than I expected, before the meeting

When I woke up, the meeting had been over for 2 hours

I felt like killing myself (even more than usual)

Understandably, our captain has been giving me the silent treatment as he seethes with rage

I am lucky to still be a sergeant

I am lucky if the other officers ever trust me again

I'm not even sure that I can trust myself after this

This actually might be the catalyst for me never drinking again

[Sustacel250]

if you stop drinking heavily is wholesome. at least you make improvement

[Darth_aurelius]

Ive served in the staff of the IPF from the early stages of its development

To be an incel forum moderator is very rare honour

There are millions of incels, thousands of incel forum members, but maybe only a couple of dozen incel forum moderators on the planet

But I have failed in my duties so many times now

Ive failed to even turn up to so many command HQ meetings, because of severe intoxication

This last meeting, I promised myself that this was the ONE that I WOULDN'T miss

But, having had almost no sleep the night before, I passed out from intoxication earlier than I expected, before the meeting

When I woke up, the meeting had been over for 2 hours

I felt like killing myself (even more than usual)

Understandably, our captain has been giving me the silent treatment as he seethes with rage

I am lucky to still be a sergeant

I am lucky if the other officers ever trust me again

I'm not even sure that I can trust myself after this

This actually might be the catalyst for me never drinking again

On behalf of the HQ Staff I hereby accept your apology and shall consider you to be fully redeemed pending the end of your two week temporary demotion to Sergeant. I would recommend that you use this as a learning experience which you seem to suggest you will do above and let this be the last of a long series of indiscretions which you have engaged in for far too long and which I have been exceptionally tolerant of. Such conduct is unbecoming of a serving member of the HQ staff and demonstrates dereliction of duty as well as severe incompetence. You must hold yourself to a higher standard of accountability and set a more illustrious example for the comrades.

[Tovarishcel]

i lost my hope

[Darth_aurelius]

i lost my hope

So too did I this last time as he has exhausted my patience and exploited my leniency by having been either late, absent or AWOL from more meetings then I care to remember. His days of ineptitude and mentally retarded negligence are hopefully finally at an end as this last pardon demonstrates our willingness to extent mercy even to those who deserve nothing more then the scimitar of holy Sharia justice.

[General Alek]

i lost my hope

So did I, my cat

That's why I can't risk drinking again at all on the day of a meeting

[Darth_aurelius]

i lost my hope

So did I, my cat

That's why I can't risk drinking again at all on the day of a meeting

I told you to stop many months ago and I have heard you forswear similar pledges of greater fidelity and personal accountability before as well.

[Vincent]

Bro
Try to replace the alcohol with something else.
I know life sucks, but it's gonna kill you man.

[Rever]

@General Alek try to convert my 5 stages of lust into your 5 stages of alcohol to think that alcohol is like marriage and watch horror movies to occupy lizard mind