My cat went AWOL last night

[Darth_aurelius]

As some of the comrades here are aware, I have a cat who is my best friend and a wonderful companion animal. While he is primarily an indoor cat, I do allow him to spend time outside every day to provide him with greater recreational opportunities and to enrich his life experiences.

Although he is usually very assiduous in returning home every night by 1000 PM my time, last night he wandered away and despite my many attempts to locate him and bring him home, he would not return. I found him this morning hiding in some tall grass in a forested area around my house. His collar was missing and he was highly distraught and visibly upset.

I surmise that some large, predatory animal had attacked him sometime in the early morning hours and had pulled his collar off in the course of the physical altercation. He is ordinarily very fond of being held and carried around but since I let him back in the house he is reluctant to let me hold him for very long and seems to be very alert and anxious.

[Darth_aurelius]

[General Alek]

Interesting

[Darth_aurelius]

Interesting

He also shat himself from having been in a state of utter and complete terror, akin to the terror that jews and women experience when they see the black uniformed Mujahedeen of the IPF marching towards them. I think it was probably a large coon (raccoon that is, not the niggers) that had chased him and ripped off his collar as they are capable of going all the places cats can go.

[Darth_aurelius]

I may begin a one man campaign of exterminatory genocide against the local raccoon population here where I live. I shall wear my full Burmese officers uniform to pay tribute to all those shortcel manlets there in Myanmar who are likewise incels and who commit glorious acts of genocide against normies and foids for entertainment. I will plan to utilize the exhaust on my Caliphate edition Toyota Hilux as the means of extermination as that will simulate the methods employed by the honorable men of the SS Einsatzgruppen when they righteously exterminated many a filthy kike.

[Darth_aurelius]

[General Alek]

Considering his trauma and the behaviour you are describing, he might have been raped by a felophile

[Darth_aurelius]

Considering his trauma and the behaviour you are describing, he might have been raped by a felophile

Hahaha you're right! I should check for rectal bleeding and other signs of ass rape. All absurdity aside though, he seems to have been severely traumatized by something out there and I will have to commence a campaign of merciless Einsatzgruppen style genocide against all raccoons as retribution for this horrible crime.

[Vincent]

Maybe he saw this:

[Vincent]

You can get a GPS tracker to always see where he is. They are pretty cheap. 30 dollars one time + 10 dollars per month, and you will always know where he is.

[Darth_aurelius]

You can get a GPS tracker to always see where he is. They are pretty cheap. 30 dollars one time + 10 dollars per month, and you will always know where he is.

Yes thank you for the suggestion comrade, he actually has a remotely activated tracking device on the collar that I have around his neck and the receiver has a 500 foot functional radius so I can almost always find him. The problem is getting him to come back home and also ensuring that the collar stays on as altercations with animals generally cause it to fall off.

[General Alek]

Also, its ridiculous to say he went AWOL

Like he's military personnel

[Darth_aurelius]

Also, its ridiculous to say he went AWOL

Like he's military personnel

It isn't meant to be taken literally; I refer to people and animals going AWOL all the time as it captures the essence of an idea in a rather expressive way I might add. Also, he is military personnel as he is an honorary member of the IPF and my personal bodyguard (for now).