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[General Alek]

Found 2 slugs in my living room

Sealed them in an empty ice cream tub with some lettuce

Will decide what to do with them tomorrow

[General Alek]

They didn't eat any of the lettuce and all they did is try to get out

I put them outside

[Darth_aurelius]

They didn't eat any of the lettuce and all they did is try to get out

I put them outside

You could have deployed them as small-scale bio weapons against foids who both loath and fear such creatures, much in the same way as they do with incel men in point of fact. Also, you will be interested and perhaps pleased to know that I consumed the equivalent of an entire 750 ml bottle last night and despite having only slept for about 4 hours I am still moderately functional today. I am looking forward to personally reviewing your eligibility for promotion to SSG during our staff briefing tomorrow evening at 600 PM EST in the SS room of element.

[VH911]

They didn't eat any of the lettuce and all they did is try to get out

I put them outside

You could have deployed them as small-scale bio weapons against foids who both loath and fear such creatures, much in the same way as they do with incel men in point of fact. Also, you will be interested and perhaps pleased to know that I consumed the equivalent of an entire 750 ml bottle last night and despite having only slept for about 4 hours I am still moderately functional today. I am looking forward to personally reviewing your eligibility for promotion to SSG during our staff briefing tomorrow evening at 600 PM EST in the SS room of element.

Women dont actually loarh these creatures, its all just narcissism. Just because their expressions are hysterical doesnt mean that they have it any worse.

[General Alek]

Oh no

I have lost a 10pound note

I was going to spend it on beer

But now ive lost it

I have no idea where it could be

[Darth_aurelius]

Oh no

I have lost a 10pound note

I was going to spend it on beer

But now ive lost it

I have no idea where it could be

One of innumerable other reasons why it is preferable not to drink to excess so as to prevent the loss of items that you would otherwise have the mental fitness to keep track of. I am still suffering the pain associated with a wrist injury that I somehow sustained two nights ago whilst drinking rather excessively myself, though it has been a while since I wake up the day after a drinking episode with injuries whose cause I can't even recall.

[General Alek]

I was abused by my mother and her brother

[General Alek]

I once didn't shower or bathe for 4 years

From 2015 - 2019

[General Alek]

I once didn't shower or bathe for 4 years

From 2015 - 2019

[General Alek]

Prophecy?

https://neets.net/threads/had-a-dream-a ... ime.40450/

[General Alek]

I used to consider escorts disgusting, but then it occurred to me that they haven't had many more dicks inside them than most modern women who aren't escorts

[General Alek]

I get such a boner over the wife of Noah from the bible, and also over the wives of Noah's sons

[General Alek]

I get such a boner over the wife of Noah from the bible, and also over the wives of Noah's sons

The only women good enough to be saved from the flood

They must've been pretty good women

Real feminine

Good women were as rare then as they are now

[General Alek]

From 12 - 16, I could've consented to sex with an adult woman better than i could consent to it now, in my 20s

[General Alek]

I slapped my mother while drunk a while ago

[General Alek]

I slapped my mother while drunk a while ago

Only cause she attacked me first though

[General Alek]

I'd like a conservative woman to imprison my cock in her vagina

Conservatives are keen on borders and boundaries and confinement right?

Well i'd like a conservative gal to confine my cock to her vagina

[General Alek]

Virgins make nonvirgins look like creepy nonces by comparison

[General Alek]

"The Office" is absolutely fucking awful

[General Alek]

Australia is really underpopulated

There is so much useable land that's unused