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[SonOfElliotRodger]

You are sharing with us your cousins true identity and she's a celebrity?!

[Darth_aurelius]

You are sharing with us your cousins true identity and she's a celebrity?!

Hahaha not quite comrade. I will have to convey your compliment to my cousin the next time I see her gorgeous and lustrous self. But your point is well taken and it is one which I have attempted to convey visually and through these many images of exquisitely fit and beautiful foids to Alek that both my cousin and the whore Nicole whose IG I featured above share the exact same morphological and aesthetic qualities which make them irresistible to about 99.5% of all heterosexual men.

Having a slender, toned and athletic body with a fit, tight and narrow waist, supplemented by massive but perfectly shaped tits and a firm and fit ass is the ideal feminine body aesthetic in contrast to the fat, flabby, landwhale tier foids that Alek venerates whose mid sections are exploding with rolls of fat and whose bodies are shaped like bowling pins or who look like the female equivalent of Homer Simpson.

Yet then again, that may actually be his proper looksmatch whilst the girl who is aesthetically and morphologically commensurate to my heroic self would look like Nicole or my cousin.

[SonOfElliotRodger]

You are sharing with us your cousins true identity and she's a celebrity?!

Hahaha not quite comrade. I will have to convey your compliment to my cousin the next time I see her gorgeous and lustrous self. But your point is well taken and it is one which I have attempted to convey visually and through these many images of exquisitely fit and beautiful foids to Alek that both my cousin and the whore Nicole whose IG I featured above share the exact same morphological and aesthetic qualities which make them irresistible to about 99.5% of all heterosexual men.

Having a slender, toned and athletic body with a fit, tight and narrow waist, supplemented by massive but perfectly shaped tits and a firm and fit ass is the ideal feminine body aesthetic in contrast to the fat, flabby, landwhale tier foids that Alek venerates whose mid sections are exploding with rolls of fat and whose bodies are shaped like bowling pins or who look like the female equivalent of Homer Simpson.

Yet then again, that may actually be his proper looksmatch whilst the girl who is aesthetically and morphologically commensurate to my heroic self would look like Nicole or my cousin.

Lol! Are you going to tell her someone you know from the IPF made that comment? Lol I am assuming she doesn't know you run this venerated and incredibly splendid forum.

I had the two girls mixed as they look similar. Lol

I wonder why Alek likes land whales. Out of all people land whales are probably the least attractive. I can't even stand to look at landwhale porn. Fucking BBWs.

[Darth_aurelius]

You are sharing with us your cousins true identity and she's a celebrity?!

Hahaha not quite comrade. I will have to convey your compliment to my cousin the next time I see her gorgeous and lustrous self. But your point is well taken and it is one which I have attempted to convey visually and through these many images of exquisitely fit and beautiful foids to Alek that both my cousin and the whore Nicole whose IG I featured above share the exact same morphological and aesthetic qualities which make them irresistible to about 99.5% of all heterosexual men.

Having a slender, toned and athletic body with a fit, tight and narrow waist, supplemented by massive but perfectly shaped tits and a firm and fit ass is the ideal feminine body aesthetic in contrast to the fat, flabby, landwhale tier foids that Alek venerates whose mid sections are exploding with rolls of fat and whose bodies are shaped like bowling pins or who look like the female equivalent of Homer Simpson.

Yet then again, that may actually be his proper looksmatch whilst the girl who is aesthetically and morphologically commensurate to my heroic self would look like Nicole or my cousin.

Lol! Are you going to tell her someone you know from the IPF made that comment? Lol I am assuming she doesn't know you run this venerated and incredibly splendid forum.

I had the two girls mixed as they look similar. Lol

I wonder why Alek likes land whales. Out of all people land whales are probably the least attractive. I can't even stand to look at landwhale porn. Fucking BBWs.

Hahaha, no neither of my extremely hot, physically fit, voluptuous and big tittied beautiful Vegas stripper-tier cousins are aware of my being the leader of an incel insurgency group though they would probably be impressed if I told them I was. I will sanitize and reconstrue your compliment for my younger cousin (whom I think you were referring to) and tell her one of my norm tier friends considers her to be a Nicole Scherzinger look-alike.

As I speculated above, I believe that Alek considers landwhales to be aesthetically commensurate to himself whereas I consider girls that look like the whore above and my two cousins to be my own looks matches since I am very fit, muscular, tall and have an HTN face.

[Darth_aurelius]

[Darth_aurelius]

[Tovarishcel]

@General Alek

While I know your landwhale fancying predilections are as seemingly as strongly ingrained and as inexorable as my own highly sophisticated, gentlemanly and exquisite tastes in amazingly fit and sensationally hot stripper tier sluts, I shall endeavor to instruct you and rectify your deficient tastes in foids here by sharing some of the more irresistible images of my sensationally hot cousin. Much like the conditioning which is meant to reform faggots and covert them to heterosexuality, I will consistently reinforce the proper and conventional standards of feminine beauty, sensuality and aesthetics herein. You will come to realize the egregious error of your ways, desist from squandering time watching asmr fat cunts and thank me for my humanitarian efforts.

Now behold the magnificence of my cousin:

strippercousin.jpg

do you get to hug her when you see her ?

[Tovarishcel]

I masturbate to foids I see in public, random foids I don't even know and sometimes stacey bartenders.

how do you do that? you remember them so good?

[Darth_aurelius]

@General Alek

While I know your landwhale fancying predilections are as seemingly as strongly ingrained and as inexorable as my own highly sophisticated, gentlemanly and exquisite tastes in amazingly fit and sensationally hot stripper tier sluts, I shall endeavor to instruct you and rectify your deficient tastes in foids here by sharing some of the more irresistible images of my sensationally hot cousin. Much like the conditioning which is meant to reform faggots and covert them to heterosexuality, I will consistently reinforce the proper and conventional standards of feminine beauty, sensuality and aesthetics herein. You will come to realize the egregious error of your ways, desist from squandering time watching asmr fat cunts and thank me for my humanitarian efforts.

Now behold the magnificence of my cousin:

strippercousin.jpg

do you get to hug her when you see her ?

I have so many great stories about that particular cousin since her and I used to be very good friends and would hang out often together. We would even get drunk together while watching movies in the home theater in my parents basement all while I was wearing full SS uniform and quoting lines from Schindler's List. I think I may have once had a chance to even potentially ascend with her as she had always been very flirty with me and let me measure her waist line to determine her body symmetry (I was trying to convince her to become a model). She shall be my personal Islamic sex slave once the glorious Incel Revolution begins and we shall live happily ever after in Castle Wolfenstein, guarded by thousands of IPF SS stormtroopers and serviced by dozens of nigger slaves.

[General Alek]

You are sharing with us your cousins true identity and she's a celebrity?!

Hahaha not quite comrade. I will have to convey your compliment to my cousin the next time I see her gorgeous and lustrous self. But your point is well taken and it is one which I have attempted to convey visually and through these many images of exquisitely fit and beautiful foids to Alek that both my cousin and the whore Nicole whose IG I featured above share the exact same morphological and aesthetic qualities which make them irresistible to about 99.5% of all heterosexual men.

Having a slender, toned and athletic body with a fit, tight and narrow waist, supplemented by massive but perfectly shaped tits and a firm and fit ass is the ideal feminine body aesthetic in contrast to the fat, flabby, landwhale tier foids that Alek venerates whose mid sections are exploding with rolls of fat and whose bodies are shaped like bowling pins or who look like the female equivalent of Homer Simpson.

Yet then again, that may actually be his proper looksmatch whilst the girl who is aesthetically and morphologically commensurate to my heroic self would look like Nicole or my cousin.

Lol! Are you going to tell her someone you know from the IPF made that comment? Lol I am assuming she doesn't know you run this venerated and incredibly splendid forum.

I had the two girls mixed as they look similar. Lol

I wonder why Alek likes land whales. Out of all people land whales are probably the least attractive. I can't even stand to look at landwhale porn. Fucking BBWs.

I don't like land whales you fucking moron

[General Alek]

Maureen O'Hara was quite the heroine